I don’t blame them for rejecting Mexican Consular Identification Cards. Those things are natoriously easy to obtain fraudulently, and basically aren’t worth the plastic they’re printed on for proving someone’s identification. Passports though are a little more secure, and should probably be accepted as proof of ID,…

GREAT. *ANOTHER* CRYING BABY ON A PLANE.

The words surprise and baby should never be next to each other.

“We’d rather have Khloe say what needs to be said.”

Sad that Lamar Odom is on his last leg, yet the murderer Oscar Pistorius, keeps getting new ones.

Hallelujah, praise God

I’m guessing because there are so many regulations for baby furniture? Like if you buy an adult queen size bed frame from them and it’s $25 and it falls apart in 2 weeks they are just like yeah, that’s why it’s named kerrplunken.

How many times do we have to tell you that LSD and the internet don’t mix? Just go listen to Pink Floyd at the planetarium like normal people, jeez.

dandilyn (at market register): Is it true that Bruce Jenner is transitioning? Me: Nope, STAR

I’m already writing copy for their reality show:

Lindsay Vrckovnik.

Well played, JujyMonkey. Well played.

Anne Hathaway is pregnant! Isn’t that great? A source says she “wants to keep it quiet” until she “has an official pregnant belly,”

Hm. Wonder how much that set him back?

“I can’t have lettuce in my salad or meat in my Italian Meat Special or red in my spaghetti sauce or sugar in my sweet tea or gluten in my wheat bread, or brains in my head, okay?”

All I know is that with these hotflashes, all hot things turn into instant sweat. Maybe I’m not quite old enough yet for decimated tastebuds. Wow. Another thing to look forward to.

I am looking to hire cooks and waitstaff for my newest restaurant - Punchie’s This Is How We Serve It.

Sometimes I don’t understand what’s happening to my body. Like when I eat leftovers that were in the fridge too long, or drink six cups of coffee. I dunno man.

I would also like to note that the LDS church has worked hard to push back against its leadership becoming mandated reporters, arguing that it interferes with the repentance process. They mess up with stuff relating to sexuality and sex crimes frequently. http://www.feministmormonhousewives.org/2014/05/yeseve…