“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

Now they’ll need a fundraiser for the fundraiser.

Also, hot-air ballooning.

Actually, tightrope walkers are excellent at controlling the spot of their impact, minimizing collateral damage should they fall #notallacrobats

I love that your basis for going to see a movie is whether your dad has previously met the lead character.

Also him with a French accent wearing those little ballerina tight rope shoes GROSS

This movie has no wizards and I refuse to be fooled into watching it.

Legend is the best movie tho

she went out and appropriated a disability.

is there such a thing as blindface?

This is how I know you don’t “choose” sexuality: if I could’ve chosen, I would’ve chosen lesbianism and laughed for the rest of my life about it. What woman in her right mind would choose men? You’d have to be insane. I’m not afraid of women. I have a fighting chance against a woman. I’ve never had a woman sexually…

comparing their lives to porn and then getting mad?

If you’re super ripped and crush pussy on the regular, you’re an Alpha.

No, what you’re missing is that the only women who count as “women” are 16-24 year old (possibly younger, definitely not older) very conventionally attractive “hot chicks”. All other women do not exist or count as “women”. If you try to argue with them that women outside those strictures exist (when they claim things…

They’re mad that the hot women go to the hot men. They think the hot women should want them, no effort required on their part.

You’re right, but it is the place where people most often post this depraved shit. 4chan deserves to get shit for hosting even a tiny corner where these people can congregate.

Ah yes 4Chan users, the real victims!

kind of a #notallmen argument you’ve got there.

I’m sure the other 10 people that were at that game were pissed.

If you’ve not instagrammed it and gotten at least 5 likes, did it happen?