That’s because Lena Dunham is a famous person.

Vanity Fair brings us the best line about the movie in their review.

Why does this picture look like it is some remake of Newsies ?

I know that “tone death” is an autocorrect typo, but it fits.

what sort of heterosexual woman says no to penis?

Your gif game is strong.

“full frontal male nudity”

Only appropriate on Samurai.

Exactly, or tight braids or weaves. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a tight man-bun.

Bad news for . . . the people who love them

Just a suggestion: it would be interesting if Jezebel did a piece on multi-level marketing, which as far as I can see exploits women’s desire to be both successful entrepeneurs and sexy stay-at-home moms. Personally, I think women are being victimized by the idea that a successful woman must 1) run her own company, 2)…

I need to know of this onion cheese sauce

That would be cool tho

See, right here we have a medical professional saying it was probably subarachnoid bleed. This kid’s death, while tragic, was caused by spiders not football.

I am imagining that your assignment editor sent you a note which read: “Go forth. Bathe in hate and shower yourself in bigotry. Wallow in small-mindedness and get me 800 words by lunchtime.”

“Supervisors about her experience being tortured and raped for two years by Kamikaze pilots”

When I was in Catholic grade school in the 1980s, the convent housed about 10 or 12 nuns who were members of the Immaculate Heart of Mary, in Wayne, PA, outside of Philadelphia. They had small bedrooms, one car to share among them, did all their own cooking, cleaning and shopping, in addition to teaching the students.…

What does Kim Davis have to do with this? She’s a piece of shit lay person, not a vowed religious nun. And she is most certainly not Catholic.

If knowingly exposing unwilling humans to hepatitis is a crime, TAKE ME TO JAIL

Shouldnt we be actively encouraging these guys to have higher and higher standards? Decreasing their odds of having sex seems like it could only benefit society.