damon wayans: unhireable

“Although we understand the risks involved when we head out into the Forests to watch rally, it doesn’t make it any less tragic when spectator deaths occur.”

JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST ON A CRACKER.

Hot damn, this just keeps getting better.

JESUS CHRIST ON A FUCKING CRACKER this is the best .gif of my life.

A nation where Christmas decorations start appearing in stores before Labor Day can not possibly be a nation where Christians are oppressed for their faith.

I know corsets are unhealthy af, but as a girl whose head is more in the Renaissance than out, and loves high fantasy and steampunk more than is healthy and the depictions of beauty therein, I absolutely love corsets. I feel like a fucking Middle Ages princess in one and my anachronistic little self loves it.

I have an irrational distaste for Gisele. If she posts one more, ONE MORE!, instagram of her doing sunset yoga on a beach with 10 babies strapped to her I’ll lose it.

This is an utterly brilliant history joke with so many layers. And starvation.

“ The root of contemporary feminist antipathy towards sex work concerns male entitlement.”

Once, on a winter break vacation, my family and I were in a Chinese restaurant (in Hawaii), and like, midway through our meal, realized it was December 25th. We Jew so hard we don’t even have to try.

The thing the media needs to understand is that everytime you “expose” Donald Trump and his supporters for being racist and sexist, his support base only gets larger. People aren’t supporting him in spite of his racism, they’re supporting him because of it. The fact that much of the criticism of Trump is coming from…

Exactly! I feel like many Jez readers are white and priviledged and they have this idea that all sex work is empowering and those of us who are worried about women who are coerced or trafficked are “hysterical” like te author said. Well, I am Mexican and an immigrant and most women I know who did sex work were coerced…

I’m really torn about this issue. On the one hand, I have friends who have been sex workers. They have been white, middle class women who chose to get into it to make a few extra dollars, to make an income when they lost their jobs, to put themselves through school, etc.

“ or she thought she had teleported across to the other side of the harbour”

On the other hand, nothing like suddenly getting lifted in the air to help get past your constipation.

I mean, it IS right there in the name.

I prefer to use the port-a-potty in transit. I feel like I'm using it to it's fullest potential.

“It does happen quite a bit to be honest—I’ve done it a few times.”

It’s like every day the world wants to give me a new thing to fear that I hadn’t even considered.