If I’m forced to look at a bunch of rat faced babymen, I at least want them to look like they’ve showered in the last year.

I’m down with the program! *goes off to make three-bean Firehouse chili with extra sour cream topping for guaranteed lactose-intolerant horror farts*

He’s a 25 year old who has been previously charged with heroin possession and heroin distribution and endangering the welfare of a minor. And his mother is not concerned when he brings home a young girl. Something is definitely off in that home!

In order to lodge a missing persons report, the police often won't make a big effort unless you tell them the person has a medical condition and does not have their medication, and could be a danger to themselves or others. We went through this ourselves, and if the cops can shrug and say they just ran away, oh well,…

It is a sign of a lack of maturity. And all these 25 year olds living in their parents basements are actually hurting the economy, not victims of it. There is so much latent demand not appearing in the rental markets due to all these infantilized adults not renting a nest of their own. Parents don’t want to grow up…

CAUTION: 10’6” Low Bridge Ahead.

Theres probably some kid being a kid up near that railroad track and he’s like “OH FUCK YEA FREE FOOD THANK YOU BRIDGE GOD”

If you find such people, could you loan them to the fuckin’ TSA?

Sanders was set to talk about the poverty of the disabled and elderly.

You cannot worship both God and Mammon...well, guess we know who won that fight in their house.

I had a boyfriend who told me that he needed to be 51% of the relationship, especially when it came to making any important decisions involving the household and our future. Apparently this is stated somewhere in the Bible. Being Satan’s daughter, I rejected the idea.

You’ll have to give the house a fancy name like, “Maison d’Ebtor”.

I’m guessing they hired their contractor the same place they hired their accountant?

Their lives peaked when they were the Queen Bitch in high school, so they miss that, and re-enact it with those who can’t fight back.

*Reads BCO*

That abuse is underpinned by al-Baghdadi’s own “theology” that justifies the rape of non-Muslim women in the name of religious doctrine.

Perhaps there is nothing explicit in the Qur’an that allows for this (although there unquestionably is in the so-called ‘Books of Moses’ in the Torah/Old Testament), but Muhammad himself is recorded in the hadith as having raped numerous female prisoners of war. One of the women was the wife of a rabbi that Muhammad…

Unfortunately Mohammed himself and his lieutenants took conquered women as concubines, so it’s all ok, because it’s in their books.

Unless every employee descended on her like in The Lottery, I can’t see how all these injuries occurred.

Yeah, the eye damage is probably the most believable bit of it. If he got unlucky and took a roll right in the socket I can see some damage being inflicted. The rest of it I can maybe see if he’s the descendent of Inspector Clouseau and responded to getting hit by jerking his head back, banging it on the back of the…