If only there had been a good guy with a hatchet

Here are is a partial and incomplete list of reasons DVD/Blu Ray is superior to the movie theater.

Honestly, this conjures up the most amazing mental image for me of Ben Affleck just going up and down on the elevators, minute after minute, hour after hour.

thats because the DMV is where sunshine goes to die.

The answer is straight male nannies. If anyone is gonna get some, it's gonna be mama.

MAYBE STABBING SOMEONE IN THE FACE IS A FORM OF GREETING IN HIS CULTURE! PLEASE CHECK YOUR CULTURAL NON-FACE-STABBED PRIVILIGE!

Almost like he knew the car driving right at him was about to hit him

Best recent addition to NASCAR, pedestrians.

NOT ALL PANDAS LIKE POPCORN

Get out of here with your heathen “science”!

Between yoga workouts, a privileged white woman wipes off her cucumber facial scrub, sets down her glass of Prosecco, and widens her eyes at her latest brilliant epiphany.

Temple Grandin sagely points out that livestock exist largely so we can eat them. If we did not, they would not live at all. It is our responsibility to see that their lives are not living hells, but it is perfectly okay to kill and eat them, so long as we do so humanely.

No, it’s not just hormones and muscle mass. Skeletal structure plays a huge role in physical advantage and transgender treatments do not resolve the issue.

The issue of trans women competing in women’s sports desperately needs some real discussion. Here is trans woman Gabrielle Ludwig with her basketball team:

While a babe-in-arms should never be sacrificed to further one’s floral ambitions, this isn’t as bad as the headline would have us believe.

I am not understanding why you are so upset about these women coming forward and telling their stories. You must be aware how difficult it is to prove that a rape happened, even if it just happened last week, so a conviction of a recent rape is still so very unlikely. But raising awareness of it, as these women have…

The Ancient Indian Burial Ground(tm) is still a go, though.

I think a big takeaway is how a woman’s fifties suck if they are married to a man much older than they are.

No. The lid always goes down. There is a lid for a reason, and that reason is to contain microscopic bacteria that spew all over the place when you flush the toilet. That is the only correct answer.

Since apparently this has become a forum for bitching about spouses: