It’s almost like men are violent and hate women! Before a thousand men cry nooooooo not all me, How the fuck are we supposed to know what kind of man you are?

MRA, meet your poster boy.

So, how long until MRAs deify him alongside Elliot Rodger?

There is nothing in this man’s ramblings that is rational or evidence-based. He is deluded and twists facts to suit his narrative. Given that being anti-Semitic is part of his narrative, it’s hardly surprising he would deny the Holocaust.

• Keep 24 humidifiers in the house. At this point wouldn’t it make more sense to just move into a cloud?

Girl, you don’t know what you’re talking about. You haven’t lived until you’ve had a raw coconut cream colonic done by an aerial yogi.

On the other hand, this is the VMAs we’re talking about—who cares?

Norwalk Brand Gut Cleanse!

Thanks and all. It’s great but now my vagina won’t come back to me either? It’s off free ranging like the chicken in the Geico commercial.

New Yorkers. Likely conversation:

Hey, if I’m paying 95 dollars for a Guacamole platter, that shit’s getting finished even if it’s me jumping.

I’m sure there will be albums worth of material. A lot of country music is about wearing jeans and drinking beers near bodies of water. Actual drama is like a double album waiting to happen.

“Get your animals off my ranch!” is the country music-est of ultimatums.

show camel????

True. I look forward to some Gunpowder and Lead intensity.

Miranda’s break-up album is going to be SO. FUCKING.GOOD.

I bet anyone a $100 that he will cheat with an intern at the office by the end of the year.

I dunno. My grandfather was certain it’s actually Jesus F**king Christ.

My big complaint about being an invisible 51 year old woman is I think it would be super cool to actually be invisible, I could have some major fucking fun. I trolled some spiritual dating site playing with the idea of getting back into online dating again and all the men in my age brack had their dating preferences…

Oh I am so, so happy that you wrote this. I read the original article and just laughed and laughed and laughed. Ah, such happy times! As a not unattractive 47 year old woman, not only am I invisible to men, but I’m also invisible to employers, employees, advertisers, clothing designers, TV and movie…