It’s like they’re always on their periods or something.

god men are so sensitive

Is ‘Florida’ now the SI unit for quantities of prescription drugs?

That’s 0.89 Floridas’ worth of anxiety medication!

Exactly! They didn’t think of women at all. Clearly. All of the insulting infantile literature was aimed at men. Women are nothing but props to be fucked, clearly. Not people.

Wait, this isn’t part of Jade Helm?

We always do something, can't we not this time?

Yep, watch from afar.

Or bring your own sign and set it on fire. If it sets other signs on fire it'll probably just singe them and not cause a giant catastrophe. MY SIGN MY CHOICE

If they complain, tell them that it’s okay. The fire will make their sign stronger and boost its immunity to fire in the future.

*Sighs Heavily*

I wouldn’t buy anything from a company called Meow Meow Tweet. Ever. No matter how great their products were. Fucking cutesy names. Ugh.

Since I complain so much and so often about the exaltation of “sex workers” on this site, quick kudos for having the nerve to write and run a story that allows that prostitution might actually not be a good thing, without the equivocating “but empowerment / Belle Knox / you do you girl!” disclaimer.

It’s like a potato and Grumpy Cat had a baby.

The story about the guy who fell and needed help getting out of the chair is mean-spirited as fuck. That chef is a dick, and imo it was a dick move to publish that anecdote. I’m shocked that more people aren’t calling this out.

The fat guy breaking a chair story is boring, unfunny, and cruel.

It sounds like a good idea if you plan to burn down the house and move.

I think it’s more: buy the coffee shop, sell off all but one espresso machine, cut staff to one per shift and demand they work off the clock to clean and prep, limit supplies to the minimum used per day, then whine and bitch and complain about how lazy employees are when the shop closes, file for bankruptcy, and sail…

Really? I thought it was buying the coffee shop and running it into the ground.