I can't get behind World Hijab Day any more than I can get behind World Klingon Day. Dress however you choose, but don't expect others with differing world views to validate your dress choices by joining in. A few years ago I was approached by a man who accompanied a woman wearing hijab. He told my friend and I…

Although tangential to your joke: It's Harvard. They're all fucking named Tyler.

All right, which one of you pissed off Minerva?

Bubo bubo

Well that's cause you're doing it wrong! It's supposed to be moonbeams and honey. :P

But it is! I SAW IT!

I was 95 percent sure my last boyfriend was real. Unfortunately, I was right.

She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.

I dunno... maybe she just shouldn't have swallowed that IUD in the first place.

I am having a hard time typing right now because my hands are shaking with such Male Rage, but I will attempt my best effort.

Dude, you're on Kotaku. There are so many men here angry at women for threatening their power, of course they're gonna clump together and start screaming.

She's been warped and distorted into a toxic individual by others. She's just fine.

BWAH-HA-HA! Payback, you Japanese sons of bitches!

I can't stop laughing at this. I'm not sure why.

THIS IS WARSAW!

Our kielbasa will blot out the sun!

Lets go Poland!

Apparently, Mr. Hankey isn't the only talking turd from Colorado!

So three kids should be tailed by MI5? Do you know how much shit the security services would (rightly) get in for that?

SOME PEOPLE HAVE NEVER EVER SEEN A BOWL WITHOUT SOUP IN IT. If you don't understand this, you are a heartless elitist.