I once spent a weekend scraping off 70 years of wallpaper layers from my living room walls, and I kept thinking "at some point in the future someone is probably going to think what this place needs is wallpaper".

Not pictured was the jacked up truck with Calvin pissing on something.

From the flames, to the hair, to the white trash 'stache, to the terrible t-shirt, to the dog tags... this guy could not be more Florida unless he had an orange in one hand and a Bugs Bunny .gif in the other.

Also, why does health insurance not even cover a decorator for the nursery? This is barbaric!

How exactly is a "coach" going to be medically necessary?

Yes, we don't stomach honor killings here in the educated west. We just torment the girls until they do it themselves, you know, like good Christians.

I mean most cars do come with a year's worth of free roadside assault these days.

You are responsible for maintaining enough distance between you and any cars in front of you for exactly that reason which is why you're at fault when you hit someone from the rear 99.999999999% of the time. It doesn't matter what happened in front of him. He was following at an unsafe distance and that mistake cost a…

I'm super confused about this. How do you know he's on welfare? And what form of welfare? Is he on food stamps? Why was your pizza place accepting food stamps? It if was food stamps, your restaurant was breaking the law. If it wasn't food stamps, it's really none of your goddamned business. And where do you like…

overly cheerful servers give me the Heebie jeebies. In fact, I hate it when I go to a place often enough to know the servers. It feels all awkward cuz it's like, you're a "friend" I ccit chat with and now I'm making you get me more coke. I prefer my pseudo servants to be strangers with high turnover.

Where I live in SE Asia, the Islamic council (not sure the exact name, but it's some type of official government agency that regulates religion) promotes it and says it's beneficial for "hygienic reasons". There are no exact figures, but it's believed that anywhere from 60-90% of Muslim women have the procedure…

Good evening, Jezzies! I hope everyone is having a great weekend.

I'm not saying there may not exist mitigating factors. But to completely ignore his participation in the death of another human being is not justifiable. He was not "involved" he caused the crash.

Jenner killed someone. When you drive a car you are not supposed to hit other cars, even if someone you don't like is driving behind you. Stop with the passive descriptions of Jenner's involvement.

Your personal experience of Islam is not evidence of larger cultural norms. Well-sourced data about gender equality in broader Muslim culture today does not support those claims.

Elsewhere on the web there appears to be a lot of anger and hate directed at the judge, which seems completely unhinged. He doesn't make the rules, but applys/interprets them. If there isn't a rule to apply/interpret he's left with zero choices.

i once saw something that said, " shutting the fuck up is gluten free." so i go with that.

Hershey exec logic: If we don't let them taste the other chocolate, they won't know ours is akin to eating wax.

One of my favorite bumper stickers ever was on a Volkswagen Beetle: Porsche fetus.

Perhaps these beliefs do fall away over time, but I'm not willing to let a generation be tortured in the meanwhile.