A few minutes before the tweets started, I had gotten an email from Domino's, letting me know that my pizza order was ready, payable with cash upon delivery. I'd shrugged it off as a glitch in their ordering system. I hadn't ordered a pizza, and the address listed on the order was an apartment I hadn't lived in for a…

Isn't that what the Hangover is?

ALSO THAT

Oh, please - if Mrs. Obama had worn a scarf, FOX would have gone apeshit and called her a Muslim.

Dat use of possessive pronouns tho

Provide a non-cowardly reason for not protecting your kid.

I don't really think it's a "privilege" thing as much as it is a "common goddamn decency" thing.

If you're afraid you're doing something that's going to get your kids taken away from you, then you should probably have your kids taken away from you.

Foster care is bad, but assuming they make it out alive, they are better off than being with her.

Yeah, this is totally about shaming and not the BF being a monster or the mother being a coward.

My other thought is, if she had access to affordable day care, maybe she would have gotten away from that sick bastard more easily as well.

As a child whose mother failed to protect her from abusive stepfathers/boyfriends, I say fuck her. Children are utterly defenseless and can't leave an abusive situation under their own power. This woman's kids didn't choose her shitty boyfriend.

It is SO hard for me to subscribe to this theory. I want to be generous of spirit and forgiving, but my sympathy well is close to dry. It's hard for a child to accidentally get burned, repeatedly, and burns are exceedingly painful and scary. If the moms are, for whatever reason, unable to protect their children, maybe…

Maybe she should have tried the lower, safer dose of the abortion drugs.

new Texas State Representative Molly White, who blames abortion for her subsequent years of drug addiction, and carries pamphlets in her caron the dangers of abortion and birth control pills next to "rubber fetuses of different sizes,"

That's a good point. They will never be satisfied. Even the situation described in "The Handmaid's Tale" wouldn't be enough.

How long before the right shifts its goal posts again?

This is shoddy reporting, Anna. It seems like you never even looked into whether she was getting laid with the frequency or effectiveness required to properly criticize art.

So much amaze. Such wow.

Exhibit 47 of why I could never study contemporary art. One of the perks of studying medieval art is that the creators are long, long dead.