Damn youths, smoking their Molly and moving their hands in front of the face part of my body! How dare they! Get off my lawn! Where am I?

I also had this thought along the lines of "You'd think that, of all places, Oklahoma would have laws against mules renting wigs."

yeah but why? Why cake?! Why not t-shirt slogan people? Or people who stitch folksy sayings into small pillows? Or sky-writers? Or anything that involves writing something on something else? Is it the "Trojan horse" thing? Like something innocent & innocuous being used to devastating effect? Why cake?

I cannot stop laughing at the (accurate) concept of the New Testament being the Bible Expansion Pack. The Bible: (A Distinct Lack of) Wrath of the Jew King.

That is the reason I had all the mirrors taken out of my home.

Allenby's notorious in the golfing world for being a drunken ass, not unlike Steve Elkington. Simplest explanation is that he got shitfaced, went on walkabout, then on lie-about.

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. I can hit a 7 iron over 175 yards. My GIR last year was 40th on the PGA. I can hit a…

Allenby is a world-class golfer. He should be able to get out of a tough lie.

In revenge for your father I have killed every potted plant I have ever owned. Courage!

Ok I guess I am not understanding extreme orthodox judaism, but is the argument that seeing a picture of a woman (any woman, even heads of state dressed in long coats) will cause men to go on a sex rampage? And editing women's names out, that is because seeing the name of a woman will send men on a sex rampage?

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A photoshop goy! Such a unique title for the resume.

Like a shabbos goy, but tech-savvier.

Information age tech used to further bronze age bullshit.

Who did they entrust to do the photoshopping? Is there some super-enlightened Orthodox guy working for the newspaper who can handle looking at female politicians without being overcome with lust?

No, you said "as horrific as the act itself". So you believe that those responding to Boko Haram and other movements of its ilk are just as bad? That there is a moral equivalence between the two? Of course, any innocents killed are a tragedy, but saying each side in this conflict are equal is morally and…

Oh, no, it's not. It's really not. A little girl being blown to bits by these monsters, with thousands more people, is not equivalent to some blowhards in Fox New saying racist shit. You need to get some perspective.

Really? As bad as murdering a 10 year old girl? You really think that is the same as some right-wing yahoo spouting off on Fox?

Dislocated my jaw by yawning.

I yawned my face off.