I took 2 months off over the summer and all the work I put into getting a bubble butt has basically been undone. Flatbutt city, population: me. I'm very mad at myself.

I mean: Does she know that people usually stay up for 16 hours a day?

Misogynists always call women "females." It's meant to dehumanize us I think.

You sound like you don't have the slightest idea how a a teen thinks.

At least the dirtbag faction has found a new argument and moved on from sharing their copious knowledge of age of consent laws in all 50 states and several foreign countries. I guess they finally figured out that being obsessively knowing about such things and having dozens of related links at your fingertips makes…

You're fucking creepy.

Ok, this is the school district my daughter attends school in and to be perfectly honest, I'm 100% fine with this. I think that the media has DRASTICALLY overplayed the anti-Muslim card in all of this. This is an incredibly diverse, highly educated, very liberal county - I don't believe at all that this was about…

If I was more crafty, I'd make a yard sign saying "Put the Sol back in Solstice"

I'm not a slut, I'm a public health worker!

I don't think he is a bigot, you guys are missing the point. What he is saying about the teachings of Islam is true. As a person that has spent many years in an islamic republic and read the Koran, he isn't entirely wrong. Have you read the Koran? It is a book of exceptions and vengeance. Justice should be served…

This is another entry in the grand tradition of reality shows making terrible white lives seem innocuous or charming. Those Duck Dynasty guys are down-homey! That unhinged racism in them and that bounty hunter guy must be ironic, right? And the Duggars are so sweet with their family togetherness it doesn't even seem…

I will, in fact, be here all week.

The Church of Crystal Methodists!! Amen!!

*pusheen screaming "it's about ethics in journalism!!"*

Calling it: Frustrated Housewife is actually a PUA believer who wrote in hoping for validation of his belief that women who want equality in relationships are actually pushing against thier natural urges, that what they all really want deep down is the kind of in-charge macho man that he tries so unsuccessfully to…

I swear it's just how easily you can get guns. They allow for split-second fuck-everything to become a complete fucking disaster. Obviously it has some pre meditation as you have to take the gun with you, but if you can't get a gun?

You decide "fuck everyone" aaaaand...?

Occasionally you get stabbings, but it's hard to…

Thrust McHammerpole?

Paltrow & Falchuk: seems like a good fit just based on superficial information. They can sing show tunes together while hand making gluten-free pizzas.