Christianity as it exists now is a European invention, all major flavors of it. And the eradication of Christianity in most parts of the Middle East was true centuries ago. That's what the Crusades were all about, and they pretty much failed—especially when Christians started attacking Christians. Whinging about it…

You are correct, I am a man. Just like you're a man; I'm just better at it.

Dude, relax... we all get it. You think it's funny, and that's fine. It's just annoying and pathetic. Do you think anyone is stupid enough to buy it? Seriously, your issues with women have got to be terrifying.

Not a lawyer. It is legal as far as you can put whatever you want in a contract. After seeing some of my physician friends completely ignore non-competes and win in court, I doubt it would fly if anybody challenged it. That may vary by county, but the courts around here are not big on keeping people out of work or…

That's weird, because I would love to see her foot in his ass.

I guess the first question would be "why did they name their band that?"

...with the ease of a hummingbird relishing a pastoral bloom

Fun! Here's mine:

Buzzkili must be the brother of Buzzfili in the new un-fun adaptation of the Hobbit.

You forgot the fact that we all have short hair that does not please the boner. -10

I splurged today. I went to an estate sale and spent $195 on an in-working-condition 1934 table radio and an in-working-condition 1910 wall phone. I'm so excited to display them. I am a nerd.

That's great it's not been your experience. I'm 39. It's been my experience for most of my dating life. It's the experience of many of my female friends.

Yeah, but it's a lot to ask of him to be able to hide it. That is most of the population.

Being called the Dubai of anywhere is a pretty dubious honor. Is OKC tacky as hell and built on slave labor?

Well, HIS age is just a number. It is vitally important that the ladies be under 30, though.

Great, now let's belittle women who naturally have thigh gaps by calling them "disgusting", because why not? You're an asshole. As a person who had those gaps for her entire life and was constantly harassed because of them: Fuck you!

Hey man, age is just a number when you're as overeducated and single as my man, here. And you know, you're around younger women. That's when age is just a number.

don't you know the rule: you need to take off your sunglasses, smile and raise your skirt when you see him.

Dear Single Men of (Insert Any City Here),

"I'm dying to stop you on the street..."