Eh, Brad and Janet appear to have the bland, briefly usable, easily replaceable prettiness that producers seem to . . . hire anymore. Rocky should be both pretty and dumb as a stump, though.

Delaying until the money is sorted and parked somewhere inaccessible/bulletproof. Realistically speaking, neither of these two rapist and rapist-enabler pixies is going to be spending any time in jail, so protecting the money is the first priority now.

All those stories of being robbed and sexually assaulted are conveniently similar, too.

Really. I’m supposed to pay taxes to support “educating” Muslim males not to rape me? Seriously? Why are they here in the first place?

It’s exactly black and white, printed on the pages of the Koran, the hadith, and the Sira. A mass, planned attack by a thousand Muslim migrants and other settler/colonizers on free women, because their appearance and behavior is outside the Koran 33:59 female cage mandated by their prophet and his sock-puppet god.

I like “goons” better for white guys.

Why don’t BLM folks boycott/sit out NBA games instead?

The few things I would fight to the death for in a home invasion are my husband, my dogs, my Lodge skillets and All-Clad pans and a single Chicago Cutlery chef’s knife (the 42S). They can have the rest of the shit.

“User error” with cookware involves leaving a pan on the fire and a) burning the house down or b) completely ruining the pan. It does not involve having the pan explode various pieces of itself in your face, no matter what you’re doing with it in normal household usage. (People who insist on chemical “nonstick”…

As someone who was very slender as a child, adolescent, and adult, and still am — I come from the Spider People, apparently — I can tell you that all the hassle and mockery and cruelty that I sustained growing up from busty, curvaceous pretty girls (“Carpenter’s Dream,” etc.) somehow has dissolved into an entirely…

Child porn users finance contact sex offenders through their consumption of the latter’s product.

Maria the Copt (given to Mo) and Rayhana (imprisoned for rape after Mo murdered her family in a raid) were at least two of the Muslim prophet’s sex slaves whose names we know. Saffiya’s story is even worse — dragged past the mutilated bodies of her father and brothers to Mohammed’s tent, where he raped and then…

The crime of the new millennium, apparently.

He’s talking about the Pauline additions in the canon, and the folks who are more slaves of Leviticus/Deuteronomy and appear to have never read the Gospels. It is truly difficult to come up with a Two Minute Hate from anything Jesus said or did, unless maybe you’re a fig tree or a moneylender ripping people off at…

“Fun Daddy.” Add in manipulative, persuasive, sociopathic narcissism to Fun Daddy and she’s lucky if the kid talks to her from here on out.

Showing up at anything Qatari is basically loathsome, given their systemic and religiously approved abuse (and murders) of work- and sex-slaves (aka construction workers and maids) and their implementation of Sharia for apostasy, “adultery,” blasphemy, and homosexuality. But it’s cool because Radio Shack Clock-Boy’s…

Why buy the whole pig when all you want is the sausage?

Oh, that poor, sweet, innocent child.

I wish I’d met your friend before I married my now ex-husband.

Ugh. Yeah, no, sorry, free woman here.