Gosh, I’ll tell my friend the HIV researcher that he should shut the fuck up on your demand, because he doesn’t have the virus. He doesn’t have unprotected sex with empowered sex workers, though, so maybe he should get on that to really get qualified for his job.

Of course. The extraordinary achievements of Hindu mathematics are “white exceptionalism.” Keep trying with the da’wa about Muslim “glory” while occupying, settling, slaving and extorting their violent and expansionist conquests hundreds of years ago, bro, you guys are losing the fight on every other front right now.

Thanks, I’ve got enough fantasy novels in the Kindle to read right now.

You mean the period where a very few (admittedly brilliant) Muslims, who were mostly later declared and persecuted as apostates (if they didn’t abandon the ideas of causation entirely to save their skins), borrowed from stolen Greek, Hindu, and other cultures’ developments to advance some sciences in infinitesimal…

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I agree. This is definitely fitnah and should be punished accordingly.

Before the blood even dried on the streets, the narrative redirection started on social media — the “backlash,” “Islamophobia,” “fear” and “ignorance.” There was someone who literally argued that Hollande’s (utterly ridiculous) declaration of war was a “backlash” against “all the Muslims in the world.” Is there some…

Beirut and Baghdad are part of an inter-Muslim spat. They’ve been at it since their prophet bit the big one after one of his sex-slaves poisoned him and they should be left to it. With NYC, London, Madrid, Beslan, Mumbai, etc. and now Paris, the more prophet-directed and prophet-imitating Muslims are now attacking the…

Please see the lead story all over the world. Let’s not see all the same hands on what it is.

To take a note from George Orwell, some religions are more fucked up than others and do more fucked up things.

Well, over the last few days pretty much every idiot has learned how to collapse an entire university into a shrieking, sobbing, starving brood of hysterical chickens. Can’t wait for the lolztrolls to really lay it on for the laughs.

I’m in on #NotAllMidwesterners, I’m afraid. It depends on where you are. I probably had more Asian classmates in high school than the sum total of Asians that “ashisyou” has spoken to in its entire life, leaving out Asia slum, charity, application-padding and hipster touring, of course.

If the clerk in charge is a hardass, you’re going to run into this kind of thing, including having filings rejected because of a miniscule error in the margin measurements.

I just looked in the mirror and said, “Damn, Bhut, that shirt looks awful on you” and had to call the hotline to report myself for hurtful speech. This is gonna be pretty time-consuming.

‘Scuse me, I gotta go transition the garbage.

Schrodinger’s Rat.

Pipe down before you get the Costcoites in here! They’re the real zealots!

Schismatic! Reject the Wal-Mart heresy and return to the K-Mart fold of truth!

The traditional symbol of Jesus is Santa, you apostate.

I’m outraged by nuance.