I will bet you dollars to donuts one of those “children” is an entrepreneurial little fuck who understands the value of that “vault,” and that ephebophiles all over the world are now enjoying themselves to those photographs.

According to some, a 300-pound, over-6-foot, neurotypical eighteen-year-old male is still a “child.” Infantilization is applied not only to themselves in terms of responsibility and fault, but also to everyone else.

Monty Python fish slapping and I’m all over that.

Maybe we should ask Synthia China-Blast about this. A Latin King gang goon/rapist torture-murderer turned woman should have an interesting perspective.

Because no matter how much they say they’ve learned and changed, a guy like this still believes women are merely instruments to his existence. The change in the story is simply due to a change in circumstances, and these guys realize that they must manipulate the instruments in a different manner than before to get…

Roosh V has had the exact same revelation, now that he’s pushing 40 and wearing wigs to try to pick up twenty-year-olds at bars. Because they start failing over and over again at their one “skill” — they’re now Creepy Old Guy or Pervy Grandpa no matter what they do — they have this sudden amazing realization that what…

Don’t even get into what goes wrong with the wiring/plumbing in men as they get older/fatter/more out of shape. Sex can become an absolutely fraught ordeal.

Is that a comment on appropriation? This stuff is getting so meta I can’t follow it.

That’s Buffalo, New York, but as a Midwesterner I’ll go with suppurating buttock boil for Toledo.

“Constant fear?” Yeah, sure.

Oh come now, let’s all remember that a woman is whatever a murdering Latin King gangleader man says it is.

Yeah yeah, and that whole bit about the lamp lasting eight days, sure. Hand me that tinsel and I’ll grate the onion for the latkes, deal?

You get a pass, no worries.

I live in a place that is not one of the top 10 Winter Wonderlands and yet our one Home Depot was loading in the Christmas decor before Halloween.

You forgot to use “nuance.”

True. She omitted the poets who have been sentenced to be flogged to death for “offending Islam,” the daily hanging-cranes, and the women dragged off the streets and beaten and jailed for “bad hijab.” But those things were probably well off the ayatollah-approved and guided “solo traveler” path.

Beelzebub paid to get his car back?!

Oh, man, I was just waiting for someone to work “privilege” into this. Now can we get an “APPROPRIATION?” Amen!

I’m so confused. I thought caddies were supposed to pick up clubs and, you know, wash balls and stuff.

How odd! I don’t wear the hijab, and yet nobody has asked me “Bhut, don’t you feel terribly sexualized by showing your awrah (forbidden), lasciviously tempting hair to men other than your husband?” And I’m like, “Well, I’ve never felt the need to wear a bag on my head to look better in my yoga pants, so I’ve got that…