what a nut.

“You’re right. We will not defend Tom Brady.” - Atlanta Falcons

Nantz: Aaaannnd we’re *back*.

I’m a bigger fan of his cousin Andre Guzzlewhiskeyshitshispants

With soccer the one thing you always have to be focused on is kicking the ball as hard as you can whenever it get anywhere near you. My question is, under new management, will these guys be able to do the one thing that matters in soccer: kicking the ball as hard as you possibly can whenever you have the chance.

His name is Jason Pierre Paw.

You can’t organize a sex party, you just have to let it happen.

The existence of a coach named Jeff Fish implies the existence of a coach in the NFL named Jeff Fishest.

Lowry with a seasoned take.

If anybody beats him, they will be crowned the anti-Istomin.

Millenniums don’t even have to pay their dues before getting massive payouts and that’s why they are soft. Bill Belichik had to work for THIRTY YEARS in the rock smashing factory before anyone even allowed him into the room where you can look at a football. The only thing these Millenniums are DISRUPTING is hard work.…

The Arizona legislature has come to regret hiring Dan Cortese to draft the state’s criminal code in the late ‘90s.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

Aqib Talib Promises To Beat Harry Douglas’s Ass

This isn’t a story about a guy being a dick, but I was once in a Taco Bell when Mike Holmgren walked in, studied the menu intently for two solid minutes, and then walked back out never having said a word. It was over ten years ago but not a day goes by that I don’t wonder what the heck his internal monologue must have…

Looks a little like unnecessary ruffness.

That’s a gritty, high-motor dog.

Kris Kobach is a man with a PhD from Oxford and a JD from Yale. He’s not dumb enough to think voter fraud is a thing; he’s smart enough to know he can trick people into thinking that voter fraud is a thing so he can kneecap his political opposition.

Krony

This reminds me of my 20th HS reunion. I was just working on getting out of government contracting at the time and anyway, tldr version is I had to kill a french hitman in hand to hand combat while at the same time, resolving emotional conflict with my ex girlfriend who I abandoned and haven’t seen since prom night.