I’m guessing that you just don’t like reading that much. Here are a few examples of Deadspin’s journalistic excellence (there are many others, all you have to do is read a bit more.)

I’ve always wanted an onion scented hand lotion.

All these pieces on Indian Wells have been fantastic. Keep up the good work!

No way...give it to Michael Mann.

Should’ve been you, Trace McSorley.

Yeah, but how far can he punt a football?

+1 computerized baggage handling system boondoggle

Agreed. So don’t begrudge someone who has a small bag of important things under the seat because women’s jeans are made with pockets that can’t even hold a wallet.

There’s a difference in what you can carry in your pockets between men’s and women’s pants (and dresses/skirts).