“Particularly troublesome given how often she speaks with marginalized and disadvantaged women.”

It's how dumb people think smart people talk.

It’s the way her face has been architected.

“Effectuate” annoys me because “effect” is not only a shorter word, it’s also semantically correct.

Oh, if I had a million stars to give, friend, you would have them all...

Subtitled, “Using Nepotism to Architect Your Future.”

In her book Women Who Work

“giving voice to differing opinions and positions.”

The most underrated band of the ‘90s was Poop Towel.

People invite a bullshitter to spew their bullshit and are outraged when the bullshit is spewed?

Why the fuck was she invited? Who the fuck asked her to show up? What the fuck is that person’s problem? How is that person in charge of booking an invent that has to do with black perspectives? When is that motherfucker gonna get fired?

“So while Furkat’s apology does appear genuine, and the art piece is both kind of sweet and disturbingly invasive”

I am also that guy. So on the nose. Thanks for sharing. :)

I’m so white, I'm practically translucent, and this shit is still too white for me.

And it’s rich white people shit, which is the absolute worst white people shit. As a white person, I’ll admit most of our shit is stupid (I’m still furious about the last episode of How I Met Your Mother, which I consider the diagonal line on the white people shit/stupid shit axis.) but rich white people take it to a…

I sincerely hope that was “pretentious writer code” for “I worked at Staples,” but I fear that she really, legitimately, literally worked in A PENCIL STORE and I don’t even know what to do with that.

Behold:

I could see it coming all the way from Russia..

Yep. That’s how I see it.