I am one of those lawyers, and that is correct.

Their talc also contains asbestos and can cause mesothelioma. Fuck Johnson & Johnson.

oh my fucking god I can’t even read this review without the text moving up and down every ten seconds because of the ad content. I give up.

Ha! Your self-deprecating reveal cracked me up.

Same. Thanks for sharing! BTW, my favorite part of that so far is the response to Dave Portnoy. Fucking awesome.

Holy shit, just read that article, hi-fucking-larious

I am super scared about the Williams-Sonoma catalog hater’s guide as well - I read and re-read it every year like a deranged fangirl and laugh out loud EVERY FUCKING TIME.

I am a huge fan, Drew, and I hate sports. I know I’m not Deadspin’s target demographic because I’m a woman in her 40s who doesn’t give a flying fuck about sports, but I came here for you because I think your writing is fantastic, and that led me to other articles and writers whom I would never have found if it wasn’t…

Yeah, it’s a mess.  And I don’t understand why they’ve done it that way.

Exactly! It makes no sense, for any of the characters, but it’s the most glaring with the youngest one.

The timeline is absolutely KILLING ME.  If that party was 10 years ago, and Stacy is 12 now, are you telling me that she was 2 at the time of that party??? So, how old was she when Allison met Noah?  Negative 3?  WTF, Affair???

I totally agree. I was shocked by how good it was. I thought Audrey’s discussion with Whitney on the plane was very well done.

If the party with Eden was supposed to be 10 years ago, that means that Whitney was 14 at that party, which was not the case. It would also mean she was what, like 10 or 11 when the series began?  None of the timeline crap makes any sense.  The writers are just fucking with us, like the writers of Dexter did at the…

Edi Patterson is an absolute gem. Her talent is insane. How is it that I never remember seeing her in anything before Vice Principals and she’s not way way way more famous?? I would watch anything she’s in, ever, for the rest of her life.

Oh my god. I literally watched the last season of Dexter (which was fucking HORRIBLE) solely for the purpose of coming to this site and laughing at the comments. There were so many good ones. It was totally worth it.

I read your reviews after every episode (love them) but this time I actually read it as more of a recap than a review.  Oh, why is that?  Because I could not endure more that 10 minutes of this episode.  I like myself too much.

Holy shit the dial tone.  How did I not notice that?  That is some bullshit “let’s put something that could not possibly exist in this scene for dramatic effect.”

does anyone else feel like the sex between Furkat and Whitney was pretty much rape? It started as consensual but then she seemed to be protesting having that dude watch her but neither the dude nor Furkat gave a fuck. Furkat seemed to be constricting her movements like she wanted him to stop.

why is it that when i read the essay i was just like, “a pencil store? okay, moving on ...” but when i read this comment i couldn’t stop laughing?

ooh, stealth muscles.  I like it.  I’m going to use that