You can’t discount how much of this is simple DNA. I work out 6 days a week, and those workouts include fairly heavy weights 4-5 of those days. I am toned but still struggle with reducing fat and have NEVER been ripped. I am one of those people who had to start watching her weight at 12 years old. My half sister has…

There are idiots everywhere. I won’t fight you on that.

It’s usually when the letter in the quote is capitalized, but in the context of the brief it is not. For example, if the quote was: “Objectively, she is an awesome lawyer,” but you were using the quote in your brief like so: Everyone seems to agree that “[o]bjectively, she is an awesome lawyer.”

I am a lawyer and my writing is objectively fan-fucking-tastic. Writing is my favorite part of being a lawyer and I often get compliments on my writing. I will grant you that many lawyers, especially the ones who are masters at taking and defending depositions (at which I am fucking horrible), are abysmal writers. But…

You took the words right out of my mouth. I’m a lawyer too and those wonky brackets are essential, not only for the reasons you stated but what about [sic]???  I LOVE [sic]. There’s nothing better than quoting defense counsel’s horrible fucking grammar in my brief and inserting that [sic].  I live for that shit.

You know what gets me? SO MANY MOMS OF BOYS CALL THEIR SONS “BUDDY.” Lady, he’s not your buddy. He’s your kid and you’re in charge. I know I may sound biased, because I’m the mom of two girls and my family is very girl-heavy, but my one sister that has a son never called him “buddy.” Just like I would never call my…

This is literally the only movie I’ve ever watched with Tom Cruise in it where I forgot that Tom Cruise was Tom Cruise. To me, he inhabited that character in a way that only the best actors do. He was phenomenal. I’ve never seen him display talent like he did in Magnolia before or since that movie. PTA is the only…

I can’t stop laughing at your comment

i lived in these shoes back in the day, and i wear nothing but heels unless i’m at the gym or the beach. so that would be a fuck yes.

what fucking assholes.

eww.  now all i see is sperm over her eyes.

Very well said.

i couldn’t agree more.