be the best you...great work!!

THIS! Some people don’t change size or shape however much deliberate exercise they do. I disagreed with and distrusted all deliberate exercise until trauma sent me to a local boxing club. I have now been boxing for long enough to become fast and strong and (according to the club) accomplished enough to begin coaching…

I’ve always been thin, but the little weight I carry is ALL around my hips and thighs. My breasts are flat, you can see my ribs, my arms are twigs, but I have love handles and saddle bags. I run twice a week, do yoga twice a week, and lift for my lower and upper once a week, plus hikes in pretty extreme landscape. I…

Yeah, totally. And like MitM said it can be region specific for a person as well. My wife has the upper body of a farmer, and little bird legs. I’m the opposite. My legs are tree trunks, my calves are well defined despite being husky af, but even when I boxed my biceps were nothing.

She’s like a sentient Anthropolgie store.

The name Fortnight Lingerie just makes me think of stupid fucking dance movies, not gonna lie.

Have you heard of Clinton’s Presidential Prank on Bush? On his last day in office, he ordered all of his staffers to remove the “W” key from every keyboard in the entire White House. Good shit!

Yes, yes, yes. I also live to say “Your Honor, opposing counsel is a fucking moron” with [sic].

If I have to pick a favorite, it is absolutely the emdash. I think it wakes up the reader and is stronger than a parenthetical—particularly when used to set off a snarky point.

Not for nothing, but I got suspended from Twitter yesterday for 12 hours. My transgression? I responded to his tweet with the following:

And you could argue he did the same trick with Adam Sandler!

This is stupid. These people are stupid.

After I spent all my money, I didn’t have it anymore!

That’s cute and wholesome. Which is what family pranks should be? Never understood the joy of doing something genuinely cruel or painful to someone you love. Spritz of water from that rubber band trick? Fine. Making someone think their beloved dog is being taken away? Unforgivable. 

Now that’s a good dad.  :)

One year when I was a young kid my dad, being an early riser, came pounding on our bedroom door saying we were going to be late for the bus. We all freaked out and ran downstairs. It was Saturday, April 1, and he had made pancakes. How is this hard, internet dipshits?

Tell me more about his manor

I’m more interested in what is so “horrific” about Drew’s house.