These girls are groomed the way gangs or paedophiles groom kids. It is not their fault.

Having once been an extremely dumb teenage girl, I feel terrible for these three kids. This is not a game.

Yeah, but in two months we'll have this:

That is the greatest headline of all time, Madeleine.

I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now. HAVE YOU EVER LIVED NEAR OCEAN BEACH? IT'S LIKE A FROZEN HELLSCAPE CREATED BY A FIRST ACT ELSA!

#DoPancake #AllDayEveryDay #AlsoBacon

I always sort of figured God invented sex for the same reason I have it. The hockey game was over and he had 45 minutes to kill until SNL was on.

I've heard a lot of people guessing which supernatural entity is responsible for Kinja, and God was not on the list :)

youre not the fucking boss of me questlove

To be fair, I think he was just transcribing his tear-off calendar.

Whenever I read or hear the name Anastasia Steele I literally want to punch E.L. James in her inner goddess (whatever the hell that is).

True, John Mayer. But only because the phenomenon you're describing is not compassion but empathy, you colossal fucking grade-A sophomoric doofus.

Anna Kendrick completes me.

I didn't know it at the time, but my now-brother in law, a disabled vet whose daily narcotic regimen is... mind boggling, was willing to give my dad a morphine overdose if he wanted it. The cancer in his brain won before he could decide, though. At the end, before the coma, he didn't recognize his kids, or his wife of…

Or force feeding a grown man against his wishes. That definitely says "respect for human dignity".

Nothing says "fundamental respect for life" quite like a mean-spirited, half-assed pun aimed at someone grieving over the loss of her husband.

I honestly don't understand the basis for opposition to assisted suicide. I can at least understand where anti choice or pro death penalty people come from, even if I don't agree with them. But why the fuck would anyone care if someone who is already dying wants to expedite the process? This ranks up there with…

I miss Gilda.

the american way of mummification.