I totally would

Does the technician get to affix a little sticker of a fighter jet to the outside of his toolbox now?

Hydro Man really was a terrifying Spider-villain, though easier to clean up collateral damage wise-post-battle than Sand-man.

“I’m not going to kill you. I’m just going to make you need the bathroom really, really bad.”

If you do this on a White iPhone, it also posts bail and changes your current Facebook profile photo to your First Communion photo.

Amazon isn’t strictly a game company with no intellectual properties and only licensed stories

Just looking at that bag makes my teeth hurt. Getting old sucks.

Just looking at that bag makes my teeth hurt. Getting old sucks.

Small copyedit comment: You said “queues” when you meant “cues.” The former is an ordered line of people/objects. The later is a visual hint.

THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER

Once?

I once ate an entire box of Fruit by the Foots for dinner, so I really can’t criticize anyone else’s culinary preferences.

IS even wider and insidious than racism.  Fucking Kinja and its ticking-clock edit function

I wonder if the PC version will make use of Nvidia’s new rat tracing or if it’ll stick with ratsterization

Here’s my story with the Sentinels.

I find it amusing that if I take my mining laser to a tiny rock for two ferrite dust I have their full attention, but if I use my terrain manipulator to scoop out hauls of copper from the ground, leaving open chasms in my wake, they couldn’t care less.

This. So much this. Deep-fried blubber nuggets (yes that’s a real thing & not just a SpongeBob joke [one that stopped working once I tried the real deal], and if you ever go to the right parts of Alaska, it’s an experience everybody owe’s themselves), are honest to god, sinfully orgasmic. The blubber fat melts into…

When I was in the army, I used to activate Civ 4 on my laptop and leave it on the main menu for hours, listening to the music on a loop.

A real tear jerker.  No my family probably thinks I'm having some sort of emotional crisis.

Sorry that was a typo. I meant 2202.