I think there were a few holding out for the giant worms specifically.

The lies were spectacular, but at this point it's just humorous.

I feel this comment in my bones. Any time my PC, TV, or receiver get a firmware update I can typically expect an hour or two of futzing around upgrading everything, messing with settings, and just generally clutching my head and softly weeping because I have a toddler and any barrier longer than 30 minutes pretty much…

Love the thought of Better than Bullion.  I’ve been using worcestershire and grilling.

The simplest answer is usually the correct one.

It’s a little black disc with some wires coming out of it.

I get to be a gun-slinging space Socialist?

[age of Roger Federer at his death] minus [duration of match]

Welcome to the liberal communist state of California. Hopefully shit like this makes you think about who your voting for. 

I’M JUST HERE TO SAY YOU’RE WRONG ABOUT NIC CAGE.

i think it’s pretty cool that someone’s going to reinvent cable and call it an innovation

Tesla is ahead of schedule.  They weren’t expecting to blow up in China for a couple more years.

That was just a SpaceX auto-parking test.

Wow, the dealership took responsibility. I did not see that coming.

“visibly erect, making noises and groaning.”

I hate that you’re right.

Don’t worry though, this efficient superior method will only be around for a couple of years.

There’s no good excuse for his failure, which should go down as the most humiliating performance in Super Bowl history.

Agreed - Iron Man 3 gets so much shit that it absolutely does not deserve. (Especially as a follow-up to IM2, which I don’t hate but agree belongs in the bottom 2 with Thor: The Dark World.)  The only real problem with it, in the end, is that nothing of any consequence happens or is really ever referred to again in…

This is for you, tunafishman.