[Quote that could happen at any point in any Uncharted story]

I saw this hoping a new person discovered the joy of Viscera Cleanup Detail.

I feel bad for the owner who had to put the place back together afterwards, but man, that woman goin for the ventilation shaft has seen one too many movies...

Forget it Biff, it’s Dotatown

I’ve been medically advised against this.

Note to Editor: Please make Kate your official burger reviewer with reviews of all the burgers at Chili’s, Friday’s, and Applebee’s as her next three articles followed by all the burgers at fast food joints. Thank you!

Honestly I’d probably just cook one myself if I want to get it just right. But we have a bar in town that uses local beef in their burgers and cooks them right—pretty tasty stuff.

I’m demanding hazard pay.

The fun way is sniping headshots with the bow.

That’s the worst part: While gerbils, hamsters, and even mice can live for a LONG time, (I had a pair of gerbils that lived PAST the age of 7, and were still doing just fine until one broke her leg when it got stuck in the mesh at the bottom of the cage and had to be put to sleep. We put the other down with her so he…

I hate Bezos and Amazon so fucking much, just last week I only ordered nine different things.

Not only did he field the ball after the shortstop threw it away, he tagged third base as well. I think the Ori0les should sign him to a contract.

Wait I think I’ve played this game:

Who doesn’t pet a dog right in front of them, especially when they bring a ball?

Yes! Rats are affectionate and intelligent, and just the best!

Rats are the sweetest animals on this planet, i find it ridiculous how people are grossed out by them.

He didn’t even give him head pets. I do not like that baseball man.

Word. We’re pretty much the worst. Rats, on the other hand, are amazing pets. Amazing.

I know I’m supposed to be grossed out by this. A decade ago, I would’ve been. But I’ve been so turned around on how great rats are that now I see that swarm and I can only see this:

What is autopilot for?