this is honestly the ideal scenario for me

it would be comical if he never intends this to be a game and just tells the entire story through trailers until like 2030

I’m not a PC gaming elitist. Some of my best friends are console gamers.

For added realism, at least one of the ships should have been called Sunny McSunface.

Using the name “Icarus 2" instead of calling one of the ships “Daedalus” is getting into want-the-mission-to-fail territory.

You really would think that genius scientists would stop giving their totally-not-going-to-destroy-humanity projects names from mythology and history which were all about destruction and death and chaos. Like Kronos. Or Icarus. Or Pandora.

☑ How did Han get his name?

“JR Smith que pasa???” 

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My dog was eating out of bowls before it was cool.

My favorite so far:

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“The shitters are getting bolder” is a phrase I never thought would pass through my mind, yet here we are.

I always cringe a little when random Bible verses are thrown into public discussions because understanding them requires context and there’s only so much context an article can afford. For example, Jesus telling his disciples to “hate” their parents isn’t meant literally and you’d never find any (sane) Biblical…

But...MEDICAL DRAMA! So new and fresh.

Remember, the plane in Manifest took off five years ago, back when everyone was trying to create a Lost clone.

Yeah, this is a deeply uninspiring slate.

Wasn’t there already a show called New Amsterdam that was on a few years ago? I think it was about a vampire cop or something.

I’ve been out of the loop on Civ 6 updates, so my initial reaction to reading that there are now “Water Park” districts went something like “Ah yes, Orlando wasn’t truly a great city of the world until it built Typhoon Lagoon”

I’ve read some of the other stories since the Philadelphia Starbucks debacle. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR FELLOW WHITE FOLK: BLACK PEOPLE DOING LEGAL THINGS, LIKE SLEEPING OR COOKING OR EXISTING, IS NOT ILLEGAL. STOP WITH THIS SHIT.