So we’re all agreed that everybody on this team dies by the end of the movie, right? I keep showing my daughter these trailers and pointing out how Jyn Erso is the hero but just now realized that she’ll probably have to watch her new hero die on screen.

Somebody say GIANT ANTS!?!

I was shocked to find out Stan Lee was in it.

90s? Teen witch? Scheme goes arwy?

Plot twist: the pilot was Helmut Zemo.

Jeez, JJ Abrams got his hands on this reboot too?!

Lucy Fry has been cast in the human/orc buddy cop movie that is still sadly not called Orc Cops. She will play Tikka, an elf with magical powers who must be protected by Will Smith and Joel Edgerton’s characters.

Like a breadcrumb trail for the aliens to follow back to Earth?

I’m still waiting for the big reveal that a significant portion takes place on modern day earth via time travel (but before Superman arrives) or somehow Krypton 200 years ago looks exactly like modern day Vancouver.

Everything I read about Krypton makes it sound like Rearranging Deck Chairs on the Titanic: The Series.

Even if that time winds up being 10 years?

I’ve only played it a little bit before getting distracted with other things. It does seem to be a really good game, though a bit complex compared to Civ.

I think he ages to a certain point, then it reverses so that he de-ages, then when he becomes too young, then reverses again, so he’s always between 5-45.

They been trying to make him look old since the 80's

It must be hell for him trying to organize his pictures. “This one was taken at some point in the last 40 years, but I have no idea when.”

Oh come on, don’t try to pass off a 2042 pic for a 2024 one...

Here’s what Patrick Stewart will actually look like in 2024.