Lang is the pianist. He’s a real grownup with his own career and everything!

She went to YouTube because she performed on America’s Got Talent (or something like that) and was told she was good but would never make it because it was violin playing or some such.

I scoff at the idea of youtube personalities (mainly because I’m an old) but Lindsey Stirling is amazing. Her music is lovely and her videos make me wonder if she’s some kind of faery creature.

What a piece of junk.

Chinese Soldier: “Who does he think he is?”

No. I have had this song stuck in my head since 1993.

The genre is referred to as AG Racing, which stands for anti-gravity. But sure, let’s continue argue over shit for no reason.

I thought it was fine when it was called dances with wolves. The niece thought it was pretty good when it was called Fern Gully. When they called it The Last Samurai I thought the story line was getting tired, but still, it wasn’t terrible. When JC called it Avatar I thought it was just very tired story as a way to…

I didn’t like it. Well, let me correct that - I liked it the first time, when it was titled ‘Ferngully’, and then I liked it the second time when it was called ‘Pocahontas’. But I didn't like it when it was called Avatar.

My problem with the Matrix sequels is that they fell so far into navel-gazing pop philosophy they stopped being fun or interesting films. You’re right though, in that the bar for expectation going into them in the first place was set high enough that the mediocre films that came out seemed far worse than they were at…

It truly was Dances with Wolves with smurfs

Fury Road was legitimately cinematic, and nothing compares to the Martian in terms of hard sci-fi. Both are miles ahead of Avatar.

Whats with the nibble clamps on Yogi? Is this some type of BDSM Bear parade?

And don’t forget the hoard of Ants to finish off the whole look!

I remember leaving the theater thinking how great the visuals were but as far as story goes it was Cameron’s worst movie. I tried watching it again the second time (because I’m a VFX artist and really loved the effects) and found myself walking away getting snacks and not pausing it because it just kinda sucks. Not…

When Nic Cage makes a movie, god flips a coin.

True story. Snyder listens to almost universal complaints about his depiction of Superman and responds by telling everyone that they don’t understand Superman as well as he does.

Or even someone who just doesn’t hate the source material.

But what an *awesome* fucking disaster it would have been. A genre defining one, probably.