Reality tv? Check!

Ben Carson used to confuse the fuck out of me. Then I saw ‘Get Out’, and NOW he makes sense.

Look at that Gator just fucking strutting along like, “Check this out, assholes. This is my fish. You got a fish like this? Didn’t fucking think so.”

CJ CREGG FOR PRESIDENT

I did the math last year, and I’m pretty sure Rob Lowe is the same age Martin Sheen was in WW season 1 (or very close). Since they kept talking about how Sam was going to be president someday, it would be kind of cool to have him be the President, for a whole cast of younger staffers.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

I kinda thought that too... though in that moment I have to think 99% of people would be too afraid and threatened to even risk the bite.

Cannot unsee

So they let a lizard on the mammal bracket?

Because they ask immigrants to use more than words?

idk if it’s the same for you but chris brown is more famous to me for being a shithead than he is for actually doing anything worth someone’s time/money. With that in mind, this whole picture is perfectly in character.

An NBA ref called traveling?

I;ve been driving my wife’s hand me down 05 Tc for 5 years now. 206k miles and no major issues. Just (mostly) standard wear items. I’ve literally owned hammers less reliable.

I’ve also literally owned hammers more exciting. But all in all, its a damn reliable car.

2005 Scion tC Base Coupe 2-Door $1,750.00

No windows here, just blank walls

I thought it was rather egg-cellent.

Considering how concerned Vay is after this, I can only assume he’s Canadian.

Which, in a brilliant act of synergy, is the same level of effort and dedication that went into winning games.

Anthony Weiner not being dead in a ditch or renditioned to a black site in Yemen is proof that Hillary ain’t killed nobody.

That Frank intervention episode is fire. That’s a top 20 episode, not a bottom 20 episode.