Easily the worst thing about college football is that both teams can’t lose.

Bro. Do you even lift?

fragile masculinity gonna fragile

The Nice Guys ruled. You eat shit.

Ahem...Columbo

I think a pissed off girlfriend knowing / guessing his twitter password doesn’t quite qualify as “hacking.”

Rex will be back on his feet in no time!

“We shoulda had more time.”

Wow, BOTH Ryans. This is a great weight off of the Bills shoulders.

Doggo quite comfortable wearing seatbelt.

I see a dog limping.

I’d be more okay with this if they kept the Top Gear circuit and then built the houses around that. Who wouldn’t want to live on 69 Followthrough Way?

He got concussed while scrambling for a 3-9 team, that was down 24-3, on a play that didn’t even count.

He is making himself a SHITLOAD of money this season by playing well and doing all the right things at a time when he’ll be ready for a big-time contract extension. I hope it’s not an act, because it’s incredibly refreshing.

I always disliked him strictly because he went to Ohio State. After actually listening to him, I’ll send the irrational dislike somewhere else. It’s nice to see that someone out there has a brain in their head.

It made a lot more sense once I read this:

Kind of a low ranking for the Fridge. At a minimum, I’m sure he’s well versed in EnergySTAR certification, which has to count for something at DOE.

Perrys Who Should Run the Department of Energy, Ranked

If he didn’t want to die, he shouldn’t have been so easy to throw.