“Rosie O’Donnell is not an acceptable answer, Mr. Trump”

No you could listen to both kinds of music Country AND Western

This has “Code Brown” written all over it!

Right. It won’t be nerds that know all the stats and obscure players. Not at all. That will be all the cool dudes. You, for instance.

Fuck yeah I’ll remember Andre Johnson. He seems to me like the guy, in like ten or fifteen years, when most kids have stopped playing football and the ratings have gone off a cliff and everyone’s remembering what it used to be like in the NFL’s glory days and wondering how we ever tolerated such bloodsport on such a…

In the longer gif you see him smiling as he throws the flag.

I have one.

The irony here is so delicious this post could almost be considered Foodspin.

I’ll get you out of the greys. You need to be publicly shamed.

Well it wasn’t too despicable

Trump can’t grow a beard

I make this same joke about my boss’s son-in-law who was born and raised in Ireland.

I’m not anti-Semitic either, but I’m starting to get pretty pissed that my wife won’t tell me where she’s hiding her gold.

Actually GTFO would be a badge I could go for

Pfft...Al handled this twenty plus years ago!

The Yankees are just pissed that somebody has found a way to bring food into the stadium.

-This portion of the Mike Francesa show is brought to you by Viagra.

They never should have allowed toilets in stadiums. It was all a slippery slope from there.

Carville replied, “Frog dont jump no fricasee gator run a slim jim.”

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”