“You ever hear the phrase, ‘One man’s trash is another man’s treasure’? Well, here’s my new Neon...”

Nuclear Wessels.

Oh man. That’s so dark, I applaud you sir.

On... on his foot, right?

Tomase: Seems like you were kinda tying yourself into knots trying to defend Trump yesterday bud.

I support judging grocery stores by their grapes. It’s pretty much the most important part.

Honestly, I cannot understand the batshit mental acrobatics and internalized misogyny that would enable any woman to defend Trump’s comments.

If you don’t want your daughter to hear the word “pussy” maybe don’t let her watch the segment where you’re defending Donald Trump bragging about grabbing women by the pussy. That’s like going on Twitter on a Sunday night and complaining about Game of Thrones spoilers.

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

I like how the person behind this camera didn’t film any other cars. He just knew that the good footage today was going to be the Mustang.

And the Super Bowl too, I guess.

This is the correct answer.

Prince, of course. Also gives me a reason to post the hall of fame performance.

My favroite late-70's movie

Basket of deplorables? You don’t say....

And next you will tell me that I can’t fix everything with a hammer

America’s Funniest Home Videos hosted by an uncensored Bourdain would be the greatest show on television.

Anthony Bourdain deserves better than this.