I guess some just have to learn to appreciate the differences.

If my daughter was treated like that, I can’t say I wouldn’t act the same way. I’d like to think I would take it out on the guy who did the assault, and it wouldn’t be the head needing staples. 

Ghana is a magical place. I went there about 12 years ago and spent all the time inland, along the eastern most part of the country (in and around Ho). It’s beautiful land with wonderful people. I loved it and you will too.

As if I needed another reason to never, ever go to Branson

What an asshole. 

His neighbors have spoken:

Somehow I think this could be a weekly video. Even when the show is on hiatus, I think the industrious Jezebel staff could find samples of her talking about her father. 

Dear fellow white people,

We aren’t fucking pigs. They run too fast and are slippery.

Dolly. The answer it always Dolly

Ramsay got a giant tip.

Anyone who didn’t instantly think of this needs to rethink their life choices.

As a photographer, I’m more than a little jealous of those insanely beautiful images.

WTF? embarrassing the kids is the reason for having the kids. ;-)

This make me illogically happy

You had me at “chucklefuck”

Soooo much ugly

It really shouldn’t be that hard. 1)Talk to people 2)Find out their concerns 3)Come up with ideas to address their concerns 4)Tell people your ideas 5)Don’t bullshit them 6)Do your damned best to implement your ideas. Repeat as necessary.

Goddammit!