If I’m that rich, JW Blue is my Scotch for mixing

“He calls his mushroom dick ‘Sanctions’”

Came here for the comments

We have the best grammar. Just tremendous—I can tell you this is the best grammar, probably the best grammar in history. 

That’s right, the “illegals” have already taken them.

How funny would it be if they failed to vote because they are headed to the border, allowing Beto to be elected. Also, Texas landowners standing their ground to off a few of these trespassers. 

“...And Camp Out There Until the Caravan Arrives, Losing Their Jobs in the Process.”

Fellow white people: please stop. This is horrible, ridiculous, and just a dick move. Please stop. Please?

Please let this Iowa nightmare be over.

I know! My son, who has a wicked sense of humor, wrote a paper about how he could be the zodiac killer. Haven’t been that proud since we made this at age 10.

Since when has Farrakhan’s followers perform an act of domestic terrorism? Shocked that nobody asked that after such a horrible take.

Al Roker being a great choice on a morning show? Duh. That’s a more obvious thing than Santa being white. 

Sincerely, Mr. President, fuck you. 

Really? Des Moines International Airport didn’t make the cut? FAKE NEWS!*

Running for office while black. How dare he!

Fashion police called for irony while white.

For fucks sake, fellow white people. Please stop doing this. Please. It’s not cool. It’s actually a major-league dick move. Please stop. Please. Just stop. Please.

Yes. Bring back all the glorious snark and fearlessness of Gawker. 

It’s a bigger building. They can fit inside. :-)