I did!

If I win the MegaMillions jackpot, I’d love to buy this house and turn it into house/school for at risk children. I’d get to help people and annoy rich assholes at the same time.

My wife is big into Porche, especially old ones. I’d have singer make her a custom one. I want an Atom. If I’m spending a crazy amount on cars, I’d love to have someone build a bunch of cars that look like old British roadsters, but with modern construction. I know none of this is all that crazy, but I’d rather have…

Hopefully he was wearing his brown pants.

Abe Lincoln gets the Ohura treatment? 

Dogs should stick with fetching balls. ;-)

I wonder how Paul Allen would get blood out. 

I wonder how Paul Allen would get blood out. 

Please let there be a fight. Please let there be a fight. Please let there be a fight. Please let there be a fight. Please let there be a fight. Please let there be a fight. Please let there be a fight. Please let there be a fight. 

Favre also had 71,838 interceptions*

This afternoon I’m buying his entire catalog. 

This dude continually shows he’s better than the rest of us. 

Can we start talking about perjury charges yet?

This is so deeply disturbing, especially since her primary job is to prosecute offenders of sexual crimes. Her default stance should be on the side of protecting victims. 

This song is fantastic 

I bet he has mushroom dick as well. 🍄🍄🍄

Why not put all that sweet, sweet football money to general scholarships??

My dad became ill when I was pretty young, and was basically incapacitated and bedridden by the time I was 10. I spent most of my free time growing up, taking care of him. So when I met (and later got married to) a woman with three kids, I really didn’t know how to be a father figure. Before her, I vowed I wasn’t…

<sarcasm> But I’m sure the murder of Trayvon Martin had NOTHING to do with racism. <\sarcasm>

You win. 

Yup. Where do I sign? Here’s a $20