As long as your fetish doesn’t hurt other people, I don’t care. Get on the internet, go find your fetish tribe, and you do you.

I actually got a Jury Duty notice around the selection time for that trial. They didn’t pick my number, thankfully.

I realize this story needs a zesty tag, so: THEN WHO WAS PHONE

YES! I am a big fan of the “goodbye” fist-bump with all the kids in my life. I even have special high-five-fist-bump combos with some of the older ones. They LOVE IT. I’ll see them begrudgingly giving their demanding family members hugs, and then run up to me with pure glee and give me a fist bump and high five. When…

From a philosophical standpoint alone watching Maeve puzzling through the reality of her existence is amazing. Trying to put yourself in her shoes as it happens is an existential crisis unto itself.

I was so unsettled by Maeve finding her old drawings; that was one of the most disturbing moments on the show so far, just pure psychological horror.

(ETA: Bernard is TOTALLY a robot, right?)

Honestly, unless this is all some kind of extraordinarily brilliant performance art (which I’m not discounting the possibility of in Bizarro World 2016), he really does seem to be losing it.

Post election, I don’t think he will stop. It concerns me.

The most serious issue of this election is not Donald Trump. It’s people who support Donald Trump.

I wished for an October Surprise. This is like a month of Halloween. Like, after a few days, it’s not fun, anymore. You ate all your good candy, you have a stomach ache, you have to figure out what to do with the shitty candy, and your parents won’t let you take off your costume or wash off the day’s old makeup.

Man I went into reading this thinking I knew exactly how it was going to go and I was wrong. The questions were good questions that got good answers. I don’t 100% support Cooks agenda but I understand and respect it. She doesn’t mind that fan service exists and doesn’t want it banned or to shun people who like it, she…

They’re the jar of “artisanal” mustard that’s the last thing left in the basket.

One thing I’ve wondered is how the stories sync when individual Hosts are taken out of the storyline due to Guest interaction. Teddy, for example, seems to be part of a save-the-girl storyline, but what happens when some Guests take him out into the countryside for a few days instead of letting him save Dolores from…

“I said forget debate prep. I mean, give me a break,” Trump said at one point.

Longtime Jez fan, first time poster. I created this account just now because Jackie was a casual friend of mine and I’m the one who sent the story into Jezebel. Just wanted to say thank you so much for using my tip and posting her story. Jackie was a funny, charming, kind young woman and we are trying to get her story…

Goddamn I’m gonna miss her.

right?!? like...all the other celebrity divorces im all “another one bites the dust ah well” but this one. I just wanted them to shit all over everyone’s expectations and be the most amazing philanthropic couple of ever.

Adorable story: I’m babysitting my cousin’s niece. (I think? She’s my cousin’s wife’s brother’s daughter? What is that???)

Okay, so, one my favorite movies of all time, Gladiator, has this very silly line where Proximo (the guy who buys Maximus when he becomes a gladiator) yells at this merchant: