On our way!

I called Pat Toomey (the one whose staffer hung up on the woman for saying vagina) and his staffer told me “don’t be so aggressive” and that Toomey “had a plan”. When I asked for details he told me he didn’t have them and that this was “part of the process” for making insurance “actually affordable”. So if everyone…

Poor Donald. All he ever wanted was to be accepted by the cool kids. Here he is, President-elect and STILL the cool kids think he’s got cooties. [Probably because he does.]

Prepare to be surrounded by love and acceptance, motherfuckers, even if we don’t know your ~secret agenda~. See you there, dillweeds but also sisters who’ve internalized misogyny and religion!

Evan Rachel Wood always looks like she has just come from, or is just about to start, having extremely good sex.

Yes - it’s the confident, dominant pose... Amazing. Perfection.

chic. hair is perfect. love that she’s chin up instead of that stupid chin-tuck doe eye thing they all do.

She looks FABULOUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS (as always). Love her.

I LOVE HER. And this photo is kind of turning me on.

My winner.

This is a man with no policy other than “LOOK AT ME, LOOK HOW FUCKING GREAT I AM, I’M PRESIDENT”.

DONALD TRUMP 1946-2017

May I suggest the Great Church of Pikachu? We have a premium on lighting-based smiting and Our Lord Creator Arceus’ signature move is quite literally Judgement.

Sorry, no. It’s entirely possible that there were multiple women involved. Especially if this was an alternative cover done on a short deadline or something. It SHOULD have been caught way early on, and it never, ever should have made it to print, but when the headline is about women and the thing is bright pink,…

I think there’s a 4th class of people that idolize Trump - there’s a certain wish fulfillment. Take Trump vs Bill Gates. Both men are fantastically wealthy. Joe the Plumber from Scranton does not want to be Bill Gates. He doesn’t fantasize about that. But he DOES want to be Trump. Here’s a guy that talks like…

All of these emails really reinforce my belief that there were three types of Trump voters. 1) The “fuck you” vote, which encompasses the anti-PC sentiments, the “blow up the system” sentiments, and the “he’s not a politician” sentiments. Basically, people who felt, for various reasons, that the system either wasn’t…

Thank you for everything, Carrie. For your bravery and charm and your refusal to shut up or give up. For lifting the veil off mental illness. For refusing to be ashamed. And most of all for showing my daughter that being a princess isn’t just about finding a prince. You will be so missed.

Every time I look at the picture of him with his finger pointed in the air, mid-shout, I get chills. It’s horrifying and yet it’s one of the best-composed pictures I’ve ever seen; the tie still ramrod-straight and yet tilted with the raising of his arm, the fact that the gun is almost an after-thought in his moment of…

Biologist here. We can respond to this. These trees offer more to the planet than younger trees (more CO2 absorption, deeper roots, more biodiversity etc) and it takes hundreds of years to replace them. Make a quick call to your representatives demanding protection for older forests. (Planting new trees in cities is…

I’m sad. Everything about this is just sad. I’m not scared or angry or frustrated (ETA: anymore, at least not right now), just sad and disappointed that we’re stuck with this fucker for 4 or more years and that we’ve validated hatred and anti-intellectualism.