Simone Biles, First of Her Name, Queen of the Balance Beams and the Floor Mats, Breaker of Records, Mother of Tumbles.

Speaking of Daenerys Targaryen, “I’m the first Simone Biles” is straight out of a GoT episode. Slay all day, Simone.

The kid with the missing teeth... I want him in everything ever.

So...

Only in that it demonstrates how utterly and totally Eleven rules.

hahahahahahaha OMG this is so obviously an outsiders perspective. everyone in the philly area HATES septa

I have a panic attack every time i hear about a democrat who wants to vote for Trump just to spite Hillary.

Installing Magikarps in any possible gym isn’t called Karpet bombing?

THE BIRD IN THE NORTH!!

Fuck it...fuck it...so fucking done with all this. Every week, every day, nothing changes. People keep dying senselessly, nothing gets done, nothing changes. Meanwhile some muppet that’s been left in an oven is running for president. Just fuck it.

To me, her “calmness” was very similar to the way a horse trainer speaks to a spooked and dangerous animal. She couldn’t risk setting Officer Triggerhappy off on herself or her daughter.

Marched with BLM protesters in Columbia SC last night. We walked all over downtown including onto the I-126 exit into downtown. I have to applaud the police efforts for going with us blocking traffic so that we would remain safe and allowing us to make our statement. There were no arrests, no violence, and no criminal…

There was a non-violent protest in Memphis last night. No arrests, no riot gear. It didn’t make the national news because it was peaceful, but people need to know there is still hope. http://www.memphisflyer.com/NewsBlog/archi…

Really? Try being a professional writer for the financial industry or manufacturers. The same shit, the same approved taglines and buzz phrases, day after day after day. I’m sure the parties she went to were far more intriguing that mine. It pays decent, but mostly because few creative, talented people are willing to…

I never ever found him fanciable until he had died and been brought back (spoiler alert, you guys) but now I find him double triple hot super dope fly bomb digs.

I AM NOT OK WITH JON AND SANSA HOOKING UP! I REJECT THIS PREMISE WITH MY WHOLE HEART.

Also I totally teared up when Dany gave Tyrion the pin. She’s literally the first person to ever actually value his talents instead of treating him like an unsightly placeholder.

Eewww! No! They might only be cousins by blood, but for all intents and purposes, they’re brother and sister! He won’t marry his sister! I do think we may see a Queen in the North when all is said and done, though. You know, when Jon has to abdicate to rule with Dany in Queen’s Landing, he’ll give the North to Sansa.

Nah, I think she’s drawing “Queen Lyanna Mormont, First of Her Name” in between doodles of herself on the Iron Throne.

It was a Lyanna who protected Jon when he was born.