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I bought something on Amazon recently and a 4x6 card was included explaining that I’ve broken all 10 commandments and deserve hell.

Your conceit is what’s bullshit. Those areas suck directly because of American meddling in their affairs, and you can’t say they would still suck today anyway without said meddling because there’s no way to know that. We don’t know how they’d be today if we left them alone.

Oh for the love of pie just shut up with that bullshit.

Governor Northop and the legislature must be forced to build the museum- take all the money away from the preservation of confederate monuments.

I can’t tell with anything anymore. A staggering percentage of the shit I read online makes me sit there and cock my head like a confused puppy, thinking, “wait, is this person really this stupid? Or are they trolling? Or are they some kind of political plant, paid pennies per post to sow odd discord? Or are they…

If salad is the silent killer, then why can we hear a vegan three miles away?

What the president calls harassment, the rest of us—who actually didn’t sleep through civics classes—call “checks and balances.”

It’s just super delightful how unhappy Devin Nunes looks about actual investigations starting up.

It appears Schiff may have only just begun to harass Trump perform his Constitutional job of oversight over the Executive Branch.

100% if you keep a detailed budget then it’s likely not a burden for you...personally, I am less defined in my spending tracking and this would be a nightmare whose costs far outweigh any benefits...a ten second glance at my credit card statement to make sure the charges are logical is all I need to be comfy. After…

Receipts are almost always from thermal printers that use paper that has either BPA or BPS as a fine powder, which makes it easily absorbed by the body. Both of these are estrogen mimicking chemicals, and may be contributing to a large number of health problems, including the decline in male fertility in developed…

I saw the halftime show because my sister was braiding my hair it was trash.  I came back upstairs and watched World Cup Curling instead I kind of fell in love with it last Winter Olympics and honestly I don’t care about football.

Oh, auntie auntie auntie...

I’m pretty sure that next year you’ll be able to copy/paste this article and have it stand about an 80% chance of being just as right as it was this year.

This was the game the NFL deserved. I felt extremely justified in my decision not to watch after I checked the score at 9:00pm and saw it was tied at 3-3.

I’m sure they would have mentioned Colin Kaepernick during the game, but it was such an exciting battle, there wasn’t any time. I’m sure CBS had planned on doing a long story on those boycotting the game because a guy kneeled, but had to shelve it because there just wasn’t enough time to air it during the pregame show…

“It is unfortunate that our national anthem has been dragged into this debate” —about justice?

Double correction: Evil, racist zombie.

That’s what happens when you wear a hood for dozens of years.