That’s definitely on the list, but I thought what was even worse was that when he was an assistant district attorney, he was prowling around the courthouse outside child custody hearings looking to pick up teenage girls.

They know deep down inside he did it but they’ll never publicly acknowledge it. Still, I love it when the mask gets ripped off these family values hypocrites.

So, there’s like a 99.9% chance that three days before the Alabama Election, James Comey comes out and announces he’s been hired to privately investigate claims about Doug Jones eating puppies or something, right?

I’m not hating this purge going on in Hollywood. Bring it on, politics!!!!

in case the story is “damaging,”

That was definitely Jenny Slate in the background, no?

I like all of the Chrises, but Chris Evans—talented, sexy, outspoken, unabashedly liberal, dog-loving Chris Evans—is the best Chris.

I think Perez Hilton had a hard on for tearing her apart if I remember correctly.

Not classy like a person who was born rich and never had to work some dirty jobs. Classy like a decent person.

I’ve always admired how she handled that divorce and his subsequent drama with brooke and his future kids. She took in his other children while he and Brooke were in crisis because she knew their kids health affected her own kids happiness and health because they were half siblings. She deserves a ton of respect for…

From what I remember I’m pretty sure he’s reported Charlie to the police for things, and I seem to remember him askinga judge for a harsher punishment to see if that would help. Given that all his other kids seem decent, he seems like a decent guy with a shit son.

So what?

“Classy? She used to be one of Heidi Fleiss’ girls.”

I can’t stand her either but can we stop pretending these kids are black or that they’re Jackson’s bio kids? I mean, unless skin bleaching and plastic surgery are hereditary...

Who wants to see a combat boot kick its way to victory? Gross!

I say this as a huge Michael Jackson fan:

Why do you believe him? In particular, why do you believe him and not Ames? And what do you think of a guy who co-authors a book with a guy who (in your view) truthfully brags about raping a 15-year-old? I’m honestly asking. I don’t know his work, but what about him makes you think that he’s making up all the terrible…

I find it incredibly dumb that they clearly had stunt-boots for Gal Gadot that didn’t have heels (at the most, they had a solid heel like a combat boot: a bit of a lift, but still very practical. That’s coming from someone who has worn thick-soled combat boots for work), but they didn’t make THAT part of the standard…

In Jurassic World, I would’ve really appreciated a scene where whatsherface was like, hold up I gotta stop by my office and pick up my spare sneakers/flats/boots before heading into the fucking muddy field in my white outfit. Or at least, all women would understand that a woman who works at what is basically a safari…

I would so love to see one of them come out and be like. Na dad, stop doing this.