I already had him pegged for a douche. If male songwriters didn’t write about their exes, the number of their songs in existence would be cut by at least 50%.

That poor guy.

She’s a serious person, a hard worker. Which serves her very well much of the time. She should just recognize that’s who she is and stop trying to be funny.

I honestly didn’t know what I was supposed to find funny about that joke.

Did she play guitar for the first time on Jimmy Fallon? If she seriously wants to have a go at stand-up, a first attempt on a network late-night talk show wasn’t a great idea.

Oh nooooo. This is one of my favorite stores in the city. I don’t mind them moving, but not a smaller space!

I've been to a few Tupperware parties in my time; this sounds like a lot more fun. Do you get to play a game for the chance to win a joint?

I would be even more vague - "You know, I met you last week. You don't remember me?" *slightly hurt tone*

We did this all the time. It was a contest to see how long you could string the other person along before they started asking "Who is this?".

I'm sure they harass her (and her family). She seems like the kind of person who doesn't give a fuck, though.

I think Miscavige is envious of Cruise. Apparently he also reads aloud from Cruise's secret file and mocks him, for fun.

People don't want to get in trouble for asking after her. She's probably in the hole or locked up on one of Miscavige's properties.

I think people must be so invested (in all ways) in Co$ by the time they learn about Xenu, they just rationalize it somehow so they can stay a part of the Church. Because that's some really crappy sci-fi.

I suppose she's limiting her dating pool, but she's entitled to set her own sexual parameters. I have no doubt she'll be able to meet other men who want to give and are fine with not receiving.

I'll pay the postage.

It's in our own self-interest to treat young women well. Having young friends helps keep us young, and when we truly grow old and infirm, we'll need them to take care of us!

Marsha Hunt worked as a supporting actress in some of my all-time favorite movies. I'm delighted to learn she's still alive, had an amazing second act, and is about to be honored!

Really the funniest part is how you perfectly and unwittingly illustrated the point of the article.

I rarely visit Starbucks. I happened to do so today and am pleased to report nobody wrote "Race Together" on my cups, or mentioned race to me at all.

I need a shade ruling on that quote.