The Nathaniel Hawthorne Society was also asking if they could sew a few more 'A's' on Saban's polo because it didn't make him look like a big enough whore.

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Congrats to the Bermuda Triangle for becoming only the second scariest triangle off the coast of Florida.

Nice of Roddick and Payton to go open collar so as not to confuse Donovan any further.

And to think, all these years later we now know the fans at the Vet weren't unruly, they were just yelling, "BOOOOOOOBS!1!!"

Obama: [rubs lamp]

Ha!

Employee: Hello, A-1 Landscaping, how can we help you?

Well, maybe if everyone stops broadcasting my business I can continue to do both unabated.

I thought we agreed that if I didn't discuss the particulars of your physical you wouldn't tell everyone I'm a nurse. SMH right back at you.

I don't recall ever being offered a drink during any of my ER visits. Really could've used one, too, as I was usually losing my buzz by the time I got there.

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Just seeing this for the first time.

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Great. As if there weren't enough heels in professional wrestling already.

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-NEAR A FOREST OUTSIDE OF BOSTON-

I'm sure the other MJ would still be throwing down on kids whilst in his 50s, too, had Father Time(and the court system) not put a stop to it.

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This isn't going to help rid us of the stereotype that AT&T Park is full of fruits.