...Patrick, who was developed by several universities...

Pretty sure that’s not proper usage of a HANS device.

That’s exactly what he should have said. Something along the lines of, “We’re choosing not to pursue this case as it’s two grown-ass men and a home run ball,” and not, “Home run balls = The Purge.” It was just an idiotic comment from the officer.

Yes, that’s why I’m seeking clarification. Thanks for asking, pal.

That’s exactly why I chose the hypothetical situation involving a sunroof. What, entering through a sunroof or moonroof is illegal, while reaching into a convertible is fine, and retrieving home run balls via T-tops will be evaluated on a case-by-case basis?? What if it had been a yacht and the guy would’ve had to…

So, if a home run ball goes through someone’s sunroof in the parking lot/street, I can climb into the car and get the ball? Thanks, officer, I’ll be sure to cite your explanation after I’m shot and/or incarcerated.

You know, I get very tired of all the anti-cop rhetoric around here, but they certainly failed miserably if they didn’t arrest that guy for wearing that outfit.

Bird: Balls r ready 4 GB

Dolphin? Are you sure that wasn’t a poor piss?

Pretty sure this isn't what Dana has in mind when he tells fighters to never let it go to the judges.

Hey Dzhokar, counting yourself, how many virgins will you find on the other side?

Unfortunately for Thabo, the police had asked him to provide his full name and he had no other choice but to spit on them.

This just proves that timing is everything in life. If he had been born 100 years later, Zack Wheat never would've been inducted into the Hall of Fame.

"The volleyball league had no idea this was going on."

Stripper: Talk dirty to me, Jerry.

If the NFL were really interested in promoting synergy with their partner in Toyota they would change the name of audibles to recalls.

Sal: Not to beat a dead horse, Ray, but what did your wi...

Give the guy a break. He's still somewhat new to the position and has been battling dyslexia for years.

Good thing Manny didn't walk in on them. Floyd might've drowned.

If found guilty, he wouldn't be the first Soto to find himself up de river!