Hopefully all the people who say blacks only eat fried chicken and watermelon will now drop those racist stereotypes, and replace them with the racist stereotypes in this article.

You can tell he’s a true Bills fan because he’s so comfortable working from behind.

...Patrick, who was developed by several universities...

“I only came here for a new glasses prescription, but whatever you say, doctor.”

Well they certainly can’t give him an eye exam.

The haters can fuck off, I appreciate your analogy. I was going to use the “home run ball rolling into someone’s front door of their house across the street from the park” — naturally an extremely unlikely occurrence, but that’s what analogies are for, to call out the absurd. The gist of it is, Cops Say Trespassing is…

No disagreement on that.

The first straw was being a 40-year-old wrestling fan.

News that Jones was using cocaine a month before a title fight was a bombshell.

Must we shoehorn Zack Wheat into EVERY baseball discussion? TIME TO MOVE INTO THE PRESENT, BASEBALL FANS!!!!

"After a while, they left me alone," he said. "But it was always that elephant in the room."

Gluten for Punishment!

I found something interesting. I found it interesting that you think I'm going to read through all that shit and do your job for you.

I didn't know he and Michael Oher lived together!

Well, he did say he was going back to Cleveland to return to his roots.

According to the NFL concussion policy, both strippers will still be available on Sunday.

It's nice to see that TMZ is finally learning a thing or two about journalistic discretion and giving people false names to protect their anonymity.

Toyota is the perfect sponsor for Red Zone offense, because no matter what you try, they're unstoppable.

It's even more gross and untoward once you realize how little money is actually guaranteed.