That kid used to deliver my newspaper, but I let him go after he eventually got our office to the new location.

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Every time I watch soccer players celebrating as long as they want while the game clock ticks away my first instinct is to go straight to the "jack it" too.

That's great viral marketing by Staples.

Good thing he didn't hit Pedroia. That bat would've been sanded down to a toothpick.

Rasheed Wallace's hair was once spotted in Cleveland too. And Detroit, and Chicago, and Boston, and New York, and...

...was arrested last night in Tampa in connection with the stabbing death of a woman believed to be his girlfriend

[assesses traffic flow issue]

Said Oden, "The decision is kinda like one of my knees. It could go either way."

Unfortunately for Mrs. Grimes, the cake went untouched after everyone at the party told her they would only eat Dolphin-free tuna.

Cool cake. I wonder how old he is.

Speaking of not paying attention, you might want to look at the other replies to my comment.

Despite all their differences they'll always have one thing in common; they're both vertically challenged.

Listen, pal, your beef is with NASA, not me.

I don't know, Tim, but you can just ask Nancy Pelosi. I hear she already offered the pilots amnesty.

How many ways? How? Racist indeed, Tim. Racist indeed. SMH

That's great viral marketing for Chevrolet. Despite its small appearance, this video clearly shows that you can put a lot of shit in an Aveo.

This does not belong to me.

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