To Kobayashi's horror, after finishing the gallon of milk, he remembered he had 25 bowls of dry Cap'n Crunch to finish.

Jordan: These aren't your grandmama's Hornets!!!

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Not overhauling comment sections > Tebow > Overhauling comment sections

• "Seat" 13 was occupied by a bearded man who never missed a pitch until tragically passing. We think he was replaced by the ShamWow guy.

Reilly: [thinks for 1.57 seconds]

Thankfully for Kris, Paul Dejongh was never within earshot of any of his general managers.

Not Everyone Is Turning Their Backs On Aaron Hernandez

Well, if there's one guy who can be seen as the voice of reason in all of this it's Howie Felterbush. He knows all there is to know about incorrectly fingering someone.

Way to go, Chris Paul. By capitalizing that second W in "WoW" you just brought the case to the attention of 30 million weapon-toting white kids across America.

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Oh, that was 100% jokey-joke, Greg. I'm sure it gives them a little more joy when their target is darker than them, but I bet any Muslim would do if they had some excess hate around the office.

...a website run by white men who hate and fear brown ones

I don't know about the rest of you but I think this is going to do amazing things for the League. And when I say "the League" I am referring, of course, to the CFL.

/dying

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The brilliance of the test lies in its simplicity. A potential concussion sufferer is asked if he wants to be tested in Nebraska, and, if he agrees to go there, the testers know the guy is all kinds of fucked up.

Nice.

Sorry to offend you. I would've made fun of Trayvon too if he wasn't dead.

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