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I don't get it. Must be an inside joke.

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Man, with so many unwanted strangers popping up it's a wonder that Zimmerman didn't shoot one of them.

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Smith is responsible for all his own medical costs. If you're in the area and would like to help out, you can give to the Kyle Smith Donation Fund at local Reliant Federal Credit Unions.

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In the end, Bernie decided to take some advice from his student athletes and just kiss that bitch goodbye.

He's just trying to find out if anybody used his bat to play pepper.

That's easy enough. Just slip some ExtenZe in Lin's Powerade.

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I hear they make great going away presents.

And just like many silent movies, the lead role is played by a tramp.

Sadly, the "minor technical malfunction" quickly turned into a major tragedy when several fans yelled, "Fire!" and were immediately shot to death by Adam LaRoche's son.

Damn. Hernandez is sure having a lot of trouble lately with recently retired football players.