Mookie: [lifts head] [[looks toward door]] [[[resumes resting]]]

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Give them time!1!!

C'mon, Sparkles, you know Bevraj is my maiden name.

Thanks for that +1, fella. Totally unnecessary, but I really appreciate it.

I know I haven't been around much, but I care, damn it. I care about dick jokes. And there are more to be made.

Well, at least it's a new angle on a terrible joke. I'm so tired of LA rape jokes involving around 140 characters always being about Kobe Bryant.

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When asked if any other Thunder players had offered to join him in his incredible act of generosity, KD replied, "Well, Kendrick really wanted to help out, but I couldn't risk him fucking this up too."

First Lance Armstrong and now this guy. It seems like every other story I read today is about a cyclist getting rear-ended.

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Well played.

Nice.

USADA Tip Line Operator: We appreciate the effort, Ms. Macie, we really do, but, unfortunately, those aren't the 'rrhoids we were talking about.

I'm sure the Bulls are just happy to see Joakim dancing to '89 hits rather than after them.

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